THE STORY
The Twelve Sacred Albums of Funk have been stolen! It is up to you to
travel to Earth as Big Earl, ToeJam and Latisha in order to recover the
twelve Albums for Lamont – the Great Funkopotamous – and funkify the
situation, returning order to the universe. On your journey you will
encounter hordes of the most unfunky Earthlings you’ve ever seen,
dozens of cool gift-wrapped weapons and power-ups, five vast environ-
ments, and tons of humorous mini-game challenges that will test your
skills, your wits, and your Ways of the Funk.
THE CHARACTERS
ToeJam
“Why act humble
if you got it all.”
ToeJam (TJ) is feared and admired by all other
rappers, desired by all the hottest ladies of
Funkotron, and looked up to by all as a leader and
a role model … in his dreams! The truth is, TJ’s
natural abilities are considerable, but they are
nothing compared to his self-confidence. It's
about the size of a planet.
ToeJam's biggest dream is to have a girlfriend.
Any girlfriend. Which is to say, in TJ’s view
of things, he just hasn’t picked one yet.
ToeJam knows, without any doubt,
that the best way to win a girl over
is to wear her down with his
sharp and irresistible wit,
overwhelm her with his
raw, undiluted charm,
and impress her with his
third leg. What?! He has
three legs.
TJ’s latest goal in life is to get Latisha to
admit that she is madly in love with him.
Big Earl is TJ’s closest friend. He’s the only
one TJ doesn’t bother trying to impress. TJ
knows that Big E will always be there to
back him up.
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