from before the war had been carried by trickster spirits and brought into the land of 89 and 92+ where
they become in-jokes, and he became sorrowful.
So Paul King called to his people and told them, "I have given you this fertile land, and see how you lay
waste to it. The experiment is over!" And Paul King cast down his lightning bolt caused the new land to
sink into the sea, and the peoples scattered from it and returned to whence they had come. The
demoness was appeased by this, and she vanished, and the world was once again at peace. But
some say that she lurks still in the shadows, ready to appear when her name is invoked.
The TI-liad, continued
by oark [3:24, 12/19/01]
An oracle told me this:
"The Creator will lift his protection of obscurity causing the gates of the Dark Realm to open once
again. An army of trolls will be unleashed upon the new land discovered by Kremer. King Paul will then
conduct the Second Great Purging; it will lead to the land's destruction.
"Kremer will reboard his ships and visit many strange groups, surviving perils and suffering much
before he finally arrives in the land of the 89 and the 92 Plus. Many will say to him: 'GIVE ME GAMES.
HERE IS MY EMAIL. AND TELL ME HOW TO MAKE GAMES IN PLAIN ENGLISH THIS TIME!!!!!
DONT GIVE ME A WEB PAGE. I ALREADY READ THAT AND IT DIDNT MAKE SENSE. I NEED
INSTRUCTIONS IN ENGLISH!!!'
"His patience will be legendary, but not his courage. When he encounters pirates from the land of HP,
he will cower and refuse to proclaim the superiority of the TI-89. The gods will look down from Mount
Texas with anger and bring Kremer to his knees with a 2KB ASM limit. Many from his own land will
suffer and blame him for their frustrated math programming efforts.
"Following Kremer's unceremonious return, he will remain in service as a wise man whom many will
consult. Nevertheless, commoners will treat him with a disgusted gratitude. Kremer's Limit will give
power back to the defeated HP Empire; it will rise from the ashes of the HP 49G and conquer the
educational market. HP zealots such as SS will come to power and burn the books detailing Kremer's
famous works. And so Kremer will be lost to a history untold."
This doesn't sound very good for you Ray. I advise you to cheat fate and defend the TI-89 and TI-92
Plus lest these things befall you. However, you do seem to be a central figure after the Troll War.
however.
The TI-liad, continued (even more)
by Doug Burkett [12:53, 12/19/01]
<<And Paul King cast down his lightning bolt caused the new land to sink into the sea, and the peoples
scattered from it and returned to whence they had come. The demoness was appeased by this, and
she vanished, and the world was once again at peace.>>
Part deux ...
"Yea, the loyal and the faithful were scattered and without form, wailing and shrieking in the wilderness.
And in the low, grey lands, Ray of Kremer was broken. But he rose, and he toiled in the dark black arts
of aitchtee-em-ell, and he learned of the spells and incantations of the black lords of the Server, whom
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