LESSON NINE
(PRACTICE)
LEVEL 1
What's typing got to do
with the real world, anyway?
These days, only wimps and nerds don't know how to type. All the
good guys learn typing. They have to. Otherwise all their friends
will laugh at them and put tomatoes down the backs of their shirts.
For example, dashing, romantic, rich computer programmers all have
to know how to type. So do rough, tough cops. And airline pilots.
And firemen. And film directors. And novelists. And reporters. And
astronauts. And engineers. And advertising guys. And forest rangers.
And business people. And scientists. And everybody that's important
or neat. (Well nearly everybody, anyway)
So you have two choices. You can close this book now, and be a
miserable, mewling, disgusting wimp for the rest of your life. Or
you can go through these easy lessons, learn to type, and become
attractive, rich, successful, happy and fulfilled.
The choice is yours.
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